Maybe Barack Obama came to his position on abortion because he has misinterpreted Mark 10:14.
(After all, he had a slightly unusual pastor, you know...)
Maybe he thinks it means, "Make the little children suffer, then send them to me right away".
It actually reads, "Suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not".
On second thought, maybe he is the Messiah and I'm just a right-wing terrorist clinging to my religion and guns.
What in the world is wrong with me?!
Why not abortion rights through the FOURTH trimester?